lifetime

lifetime
1. (Lifetime) (871↑, 107↓)
a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.

I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians

2. (Lifetime) (594↑, 67↓)
The battered woman channel. Nothing wrong with a channel for women, but it seems this network is run by men-hating extreme feminists.

How long has that channel been around, anyway?

3. (Lifetime) (437↑, 45↓)
A depressing tv network which hurts women more than pure misogyny with its mindnumbing, predictable shows about women who get beaten, raped, abducted by aliens, committed to mental hospitals, sexually harassed, brainwashed, etc.

Do women who watch Lifetime ever leave the house, or are they afraid to?

Author: no-one of consequence http://lifetime.urbanup.com/348161
4. (lifetime) (313↑, 71↓)
"Lifetime... Television for idiots" (Family Guy)

Kyle: dude i was watching lifetime yesterday and... Me: Stfu and sit, idiot

Author: Defenderoftime http://lifetime.urbanup.com/637242
5. (lifetime) (260↑, 56↓)
A god-awful television network that has programming that usually features a woman who is 'wronged' by a man. The men are usually portrayed as assholes, and in the end the woman ususally comes out on top and 'wins', because afterall Liftime is for shitheads.

What the fuck are you watching Lifetime for you queer.

Author: canadianjewfish http://lifetime.urbanup.com/1903059
6. (lifetime) (197↑, 58↓)
TV channel that markets itself towards women with too much time on their hands. Usually, severely biased vs. men, portraying us as either incompetant, weak, evil/corrupt, abusive, or any combination/alteration of the preceding. Usually portrays women as perfect, and if there happens to be a female antagonist, you can definitely tell she's effed up in the [dome]. [Hillary Clinton]'s personal campaign aid for her upcoming 2008 election. Don't Vote Clinton.

Nobody should watch lifetime. Lifetime is Hillary's tool. Curb the femvolution before it starts by dismantling lifetime.

Author: upncomingbigpimpingbloodbettarecognize http://lifetime.urbanup.com/1534961
7. (Lifetime) (178↑, 51↓)
Is there a reason why this boring channel is even on the air?

I don't know of anybody who even watches Lifetime anywy.

8. (lifetime) (151↑, 38↓)
Lesbians and Ill-tempered Feminists Exeptive Towards Innocent Men in Existence.

Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).

Author: raspberry (lust) muffin http://lifetime.urbanup.com/1282268
9. (lifetime) (133↑, 30↓)
Television for women who enjoy eating ice cream (and feeling guilty about it) and complaining about men not putting down the toilet seat. Really, is it that hard to put it down yourself?

Oooh have you seen that Lifetime Original Movie about the woman who gets breast cancer, then gets raped by her boss?

10. (lifetime) (104↑, 8↓)
Lifetime is a Channel on TV that runs movies and shows involving men being hateful rapists. This is potrayed most likely due to the Owner of lifetime is a Man hater lesbian. Many people Men and woman alike have Criticised Lifetime for being overboard, but that did not stop lifetime for airing some very irrational shows about Woman beaters. Every show features a man that owns a gun, and for some reason thats a bad thing so the woman freaks out and calls the police. There are many shows on that channel that include rapists, rebellious teenagers who murder people, men who always cheat on their wives, and woman who get locked up in a closet because for some reason this very evil guy is gonna go kill a grandma for stealing some precious books from him.

Lifetime show: Paranoid Lesbian: Oh my god\! did you see that guy who was mad because his favorite baseball team lost the world series\!? Frightened Lady: Yes, oh my god\! He might have a gun\! He is going to come and rape us\! He will take a baseball game on us because a Man is angry\! Paranoid Lesbian: We are going to die\! (The angry man goes home to cook dinner for his wife, but the two ladies think hes going back home to defile the house, and shoot his kids.)

11. (Lifetime) (95↑, 5↓)
The rape channel. If you see a woman on Lifetime, sometime within the next 30 minutes she's going to get raped. I'm not making light of rape, but Lifetime is just ridiculous.

Lifetime -- All rape, all the time.

12. (lifetime) (53↑, 11↓)
dramatic or crazy. over the top

"you took my shirt\!" response: "it's just a shirt\! you're so lifetime"

13. (lifetime) (44↑, 18↓)
A channel that showcases white people doing stupid, sick, crude, weird, crazy things, including suburban secrets type of situations and the opposite of what minorities do.

On Lifetime, I have seen a movie "Perfect Husband: The Scott Peterson Story", one movie that deals with a victim being abused as a child, a father who's a perverted pig, alcoholic redneck inbred wifebeating husband who's also mean to his children, kids doing drugs, a sick man arrested for sex-related offenses such as child molestation or kiddie porn (John Mark Karr), killing a child (Richard Allen Davis), killing a wife (Scott Peterson), killing their own relatives, Yearning for Zion Ranch in Texas in 2008 where women and children were abused, incest, etc. To put it in a simpler way, this is what you get when you put together Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Melrose Place, Desperate Housewives, City Confidential, Silk Stalkings and Suburban Secrets. Things you NEVER see in the real movies, except for Monster, the biopic of serial killer Eileen Wournos. There was no movie about Richard Allen Davis or John Mark Karr, but those names are used as examples of the sick things that happen. Lifetime channel is somewhat of an exploitation channel.

Author: A brutha frum da ghetto http://lifetime.urbanup.com/3187548
14. (Lifetime) (33↑, 13↓)
(adj.) Something that would be said on the Lifetime Channel. Something said to a guy or by a guy in a public manner that should not be said outloud or in front of others.

"I saw comment you left on Stans MySpace page, dude. Telling him you miss your long talks was so Lifetime." "Steve had a Lifetime moment last night at the bar when Sheila drunkenly announced on stage that she hopes they will spend the rest of their lives in each others arms and walking side by side."

15. (lifetime) (38↑, 38↓)
lifetime - the lifetime a [person] has lived

Colonel "Paddy" Blair Mayne (1915-1955) was a [legend] in his own lifetime

Author: Criostoir Hulme http://lifetime.urbanup.com/1545575
16. (Lifetime) (40↑, 59↓)
a tv channel that should be towards pregnant women, fags, sarah singer, and sad people.

sarah singers favorite tv channel

17. (Lifetime) (37↑, 104↓)
It's got [Golden Girls], and that's a pretty good show.

I watch Lifetime for Golden Girls.

18. (lifetime) (10↑, 104↓)
A good channel on t.v. Channel that has a slogan "Television for Women" however girls, women, men and boys can all enjoy.

I saw Cab To Canada last Saturday on Lifetime.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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